May 2013
sick-slut:
is this cocaine gluten free
dslites:
why does chad just carry a basketball to every class
like, he genuinely does not have any school supplies
chad u ok
chad
chad you’re a junior in high school this is not ok
Me every night: I can have exactly 7 hours 23 minutes and 48 seconds of sleep if I fall asleep right now.
“You’re not really an adult at all. You’re just a tall child holding a beer,...”
– Dylan Moran (via bonlver)
vvorldwideweb:
i hate when people think youre lying just because you laugh
tylerfucklin:
can you imagine if someone sent you a list of all the reasons why they love you.
why would i want blank paper
me: eats a snack while making a snack
things that should be allowed to be used in essays:
i shit you not
you feel me
no but get this
i’m just sayin
let me explain you a thing
and yeah
