sick-slut: is this cocaine gluten free
dslites: why does chad just carry a basketball to every class like, he genuinely does not have any school supplies chad u ok chad chad you’re a junior in high school this is not ok
Me every night: I can have exactly 7 hours 23 minutes and 48 seconds of sleep if I fall asleep right now.
You’re not really an adult at all. You’re just a tall child holding a beer,...– Dylan Moran (via bonlver)
vvorldwideweb: i hate when people think youre lying just because you laugh
tylerfucklin: can you imagine if someone sent you a list of all the reasons why they love you. why would i want blank paper
me: eats a snack while making a snack
things that should be allowed to be used in essays: i shit you not you feel me no but get this i’m just sayin let me explain you a thing and yeah